GUISE. THIS IS THE AMUSING EMAIL TO END ALL AMUSING EMAILS. IT'S ALSO A LITTLE TERRIFYING.

( scary Jesus fwd )

My brother Michael sent us all his Christmas manifesto, which amounted to something like, he doesn't want to contribute to "the military-industrial complex fear-consumer society" and would really like homemade/arty gifts from all of us, but in case we don't want to do that, here's a big list of things he wants ( Read more... )

My dad sends the best emails ( Read more... )